Thrashing Zombies store opening soon. Great new cutting edge rock/streets clothing line. T.Z. Also soon to be available from this site only, genuine Professor Cockington potions, pills, remedies and merkins. Thing Big! Think Cockington!
That’s right ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in Australia genuine Professor Cockington Men’s Products, designed for the larger gent that women love and men envy! When night approaches and the hour turns to love making keep only one thing firmly between your teeth, Professor Cockington! That’s right the professor’s hand crafted range of mens products not only is 100% carbon neutral, but also employs third world labour in an effort to help humanity wherever it may be in need. As I always say; “..If they signed the contract then they are obliged to work. No I dont care if little Chico is coughing blood, he should have never put his head in that bucket of Ultra Semen™. I told him it’s not a toy, that stuff is from my own plums and it’s concentrated. I had to spend a whole month buttering the crumpet to produce that bucket and who’s going to pay for it now? Are you Maria? Are you Sanchez? No, I didn’t think so, and will you bloody stop crying Chico, for gods sake man anybody would think you hadnt seen the lining of a stomach before. I’ve eaten with your family, I know what you people are like. Ok, Ok, I ate out your mother, lets not get precious here Chico, I’m still trying to work out how we are going to fill this months orders. I’m not running a charity here, just a god damn business. For god’s sake man harden up! Anyway moving on, here are this weeks specials….