God said let there be cock and so it was…
OK, it’s time to reflect upon how this professor started from a simple honest working man, to now being the holder of a doctorate in Cockology. My major areas of study focused upon helping the less endowed grow to greater heights as it were. Creams and lotions, yes indeed I concocted the potions, I toiled and troubled so that other men could bubble the life giving milk from larger and more resplendent appendages. Such focus and concentration is what has helped the Cockington name prosper for more than twelve centuries and perhaps none as bright as yours truly.
Yes, certain allegations have been leveled regarding not only my credentials but my personal life, but powerful men often are subjected to idle gossip from those of lesser stations in life and cannot be taken too seriously. The important thing to remember is that no matter what you may have in life; be it an elegant Victorian mansion on the shores of Loch Lomond or a cardboard box in an inner city lane frequented by filthy ho’s and crack addled postmen and that’s you can always count The Professor to bring it, when it matters most.
God said let there be cock and so it was…
OK, it’s time to reflect upon how this professor started from a simple honest working
man, to now being the holder of a doctorate in Cockology. My major areas of study
focused upon helping the less endowed grow to greater heights as it were. Creams
and lotions, yes indeed I concocted the potions, I toiled and troubled so that other men
could bubble the life giving milk from larger and more resplendent appendages. Such
focus and concentration is what has helped the Cockington name prosper for more than
twelve centuries and perhaps none as bright as yours truly.
Yes, certain allegations have been leveled regarding not only my credentials but my
personal life, but powerful men often are subjected to idle gossip from those of lesser
stations in life and cannot be taken too seriously. The important thing to remember
is that no matter what you may have in life; be it an elegant Victorian mansion on the
shores of Loch Lomond or a cardboard box in an inner city lane frequented by filthy ho’s
and crack addled postmen and that’s you can always count The Professor to bring it,
when it matters most.
That`s brilliant. Nice work dude.
Good work dude, a spectacular free-fall dive with all the grace and sophistication of Nurayev.
I fckn love you Professor!
What else are you up to at the moment?
Mt readers at Rolling Stone would love some of your cream!
All my love,
BFT